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How the flag was made.. by ~BrokenKellz89:iconBrokenKellz89:



Okay heres how it goes.. there was a guy named George Washington who had a wife named Martha *if I remember correctly*... Okay.. now see George decided he was gonna have an affair with a lady named Betsy Ross *sp?* ... okay .. well when he was going to war.. Betsy gave him a white hanky with a little bit of blue in it... but see Martha got really jealous and cracked him over the head with a skillet causeing his head to split open... she took the hanky and dabbed it on his head... *the red stripes* ... and when she hit him he started haveing the little stars from the now a day cartoons going around his head... so he put the stars in a circle.....

And thats how it was.....
©2005-2009 ~BrokenKellz89
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Okay this is one of my uncles famous storys.... its pretty funny... hes a cool guy... lol

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:iconnoid-nitsua:
heh not bad ^^ definatly a Fav =D

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LOL LOL LOL You are too funny! :rofl:
:iconbrokenkellz89:
Thankz. My uncle told us storys... he was a very imaginiative person.

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~*~Time takes it away. Even if you don't want it to. Time takes it away. Time bears it away. And in the end all that is left is darkness. ~*~Stephen King~*~
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tehe thankz..

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~*~Time takes it away. Even if you don't want it to. Time takes it away. Time bears it away. And in the end all that is left is darkness. ~*~Stephen King~*~

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